Guided By Voices: “I Am A Scientist” (Bee Thousand, 1994)
I saw this video in 1994 on MTV’s 120 Minutes. I was staying over my friend Matt’s house, and he had cable, and when the two of us had a sleepover, there was very little actual sleeping, because we were up all night, watching Mystery Science Theater 3000, Beavis & Butt-head, and 120 Minutes and all the other amazing junk food Comedy Central and MTV shoveled our way in the small hours.
What’s astonishing to me is how well I remembered the video. That high leg kick on the basketball court, and the rock and roll frontman act on the empty band shell stage stuck with me. They are still the first thing I think of when I think of Guided By Voices.
A lot of times when I tell a story like this, it’s as a way of relating how I got into something, but this isn’t one of those stories. After seeing this video, I did not become a GBV fan, I did not go out and hunt down all their albums, and I didn’t even really think twice about them. It wasn’t an indie rock conversion moment. The next day, I probably listened to The Division Bell three times in a row.
Even today, I don’t really listen to Guided By Voices. I have eleven of their songs on my iPod, and this one is the only one I like from Bee Thousand well enough to want to take it with me anywhere. They’re one of the canon indie rock bands that I never connected with—I went from 1994 to 1999 without even hearing them again, when I bought Do the Collapse and couldn’t figure out why the band’s fans hated it. I checked it against their other records and I thought it was the best sounding thing they’d done!
I might have been missing the point, at least as far as the devotees were concerned. But sometimes I wonder if that night in 1994 might have been different. If there was some mood I could have been in that particular night that could have changed how I perceived that video, that maybe would have made the opening guitar figure (no D string!) the thing that stuck with me instead of the black-and-white high kicks. In some Sliding Doors-style alternate universe, that night was my indie rock conversion night, and I spent high school listening to Guided By Voices and Pavement paying homage to classic rock rather than actual classic rock.
I keep watching this video tonight. I hadn’t seen it for almost twenty years until a few hours ago, but everything Bob Pollard does with his body in it triggered instant recognition. In an odd way, even though I never really connected with the band, the title of the first song of theirs I ever heard became a sort of epigram for my life. “I am a scientist.” Regardless of what you do for a living, I think you’re a scientist if you approach the world with curiosity and an open willingness to accept what the data tell you. You’re a scientist if you seek to understand.
This is a good song. When I first heard it, I’d never heard anything like it. But at the time, that didn’t matter. It passed me by. None of this is to imply that I don’t think GBV are a great band—they are, but sometimes, you have to keep it casual with a great band. You can’t be a fervent fan of them all. In 20 years, if YouTube is still around, I’ll cue this video up again and call all the kicks before they happen. And hum along a little, too.